This Week in Post: Trump, restructuring and asparagus

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One that fell squarely into the latter category was an email I received about Jemima Packington, the UK's most distinguished ‘asparamancer'. Packington tells the future by throwing asparagus spears into the air and seeing how they fall. The email contained some miserable predictions about Donald Trump's US presidency, including trade war with China, mass riots, and a confiscation of his Twitter account. This week in Post has been only moderately more upbeat, with Zurich announcing 240 poten